Do you want to go out with somebody who's happy and fun or some cranky, old woman who smells like mop?

你是想跟一个情绪高涨有兴致的熟女约会，还是想跟不爽还一身拖把味的老太婆约会？

This is: " go out with somebody" .

这就是：“和某人出去”。

Uh yeah, I can't believe I ever went out with somebody whowould actually have an open flame in the middle of a woodenarea.

我居然跟一个… 在林木区点火的人交往。