Hey, Dad, uh, whatcha doin' this weekend?

爸爸，你这周末要干什么去呀？

But we also say whatcha? Whatcha want for dinner?

但我们也说 whatcha？晚饭想吃什么？

So, um, whatcha gonna call it?

那你要叫他什么呢？

But here's the thing, 'what do you' and 'whatcha' can also mean what are you?

但问题是，“what do you”和“whatcha”也可以表示“what are you”的意思？

And if they don't, whatcha gonna do? Blow out your brains like your wife did?

如果不，你想怎么做？像你太太一样打爆自己的脑子？

I know you better then that Hey whatcha doing with a girl like that

你发现我比她了解你但对于这样的一个女生你会怎样做?

You know whatcha never see on here?

你知道这里有什么你看不到的吗？

So they just where you going whatcha doing?

- 所以他们就在你要去的地方， 你在做什么？

How many smiley faces is too many smiley faces for a whatcha thinking text?

有多少张笑脸对于一个有思想的文本来说太多了？