I'll gather my virtual army of lovers-not-fighters to defend against the dark side of humanity's keyboard warriors.

我将召集我的虚拟军队，由恋人而非战士组成，以抵御人类键盘战士的黑暗面。

But I can't pretend that I'm particularly enthusiastic about the thing of keyboard warriors of social media, and I think I've got even less tolerance now than I used to have for people who see politics as some kind of game.

但我不能假装我特别热衷于社交媒体的键盘侠，而且我认为我现在对那些将政治视为某种游戏的人的容忍度比以前更低了。