And I was like, what if I was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater?
我当时想，如果我是一只独眼、独角、会飞的紫色食人者怎么办？
英语百科
The Purple People Eater
（重定向自Flying Purple People Eater）
"The Purple People Eater" is a novelty song written and performed by Sheb Wooley, which reached no. 1 in the Billboard pop charts in 1958 from June 9 to July 14, and reached no. 12 overall.