So you can prove you were here and get school credit, and be home faster than the ink dries on that poster you just misspelled?

然后就能证明你到了这里，从而拿到学分，然后赶在你写错的白板字干前迅速回家吗？

' Two hours later we exited the tattoo parlour, me eighty pounds lighter and bearing a surgical patch over my hip where the ink was still drying.

两小时后，我们走出了纹身店，我轻了八十磅，臀部上还挂着一块手术贴片，墨水还在干燥。