So I was licking things and dry humping things, just a normal day at work.

所以我在舔东西和弄干驼峰的东西，这只是正常的一天工作。

And when you're ready, we can do some dry humping.

等你准备好了 我们可以先来个前戏。

What is it about real estate that makes you wanna dry hump?

怎么说到房地产会让我想隔衣干" 磨蹭" 啊？

So it's like dry humping, but you don't get anything?

就类似" 干磨蹭" 只是你啥都捞不着吗？

" Did you seriously never go to an awkward middle school dance and watch a bunch of teenagers dry hump to this song? "

“你真的从来没有参加过一场尴尬的中学舞会，看着一群青少年跟着这首歌干驼背吗？”