Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, but you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.

啊，没有冒犯任何人，啊，仍然在这里工作，但你不知道说从这一刻起我再也不用煮咖啡了，感觉有多好。