You read that in a fortune cookie?

你在幸运饼干里面读到的吧?

You called me here to preach fortune cookie philosophy?

你叫我来就为了跟我讲这些没谱的哲学?

Please. You're really calling dibs on fortune cookies now?

给我，你现在对幸运饼干都要宣布所有权了？

The fortune cookie as we know, it was invented right here in San Francisco.

我们所知道的幸运饼干就是在旧金山发明的。

That might sound like an empty platitude — the stuff of fortune cookies and bad self-help books.

这听起来像是空洞的陈词滥调，像是幸运饼干和糟糕的自助书籍。

Do they have fortune cookies in China?

他们在中国有幸运饼干吗？

It's Chinese! We have some fortune cookies.

- 是中国人！我们有一些幸运饼干。

Something you would kind of like find inside of a fortune cookie?

您想在幸运饼干里找到什么东西吗？

Where'd you get that from, a fortune cookie?

这话你从哪听来的 幸运饼干吗？

Kinda looks like fortune cookies. If it's fish I'm gonna be really sad.

有点像幸运饼干。 如果是鱼，我会很伤心。