I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that...Hi.

“我可怜戴着珠宝的笨蛋”，“我可怜戴着… ”，嗨。

I pity the fool who runs home crying to his mama!

我可怜那些傻瓜，只会跑回家找妈妈！

I pity the fools who come after my wife!

我同情那些追着我妻子的傻瓜！

I pity the fool who tries to hire a call girl in Manhattan this weekend.

我真为这周末准备在曼哈顿招妓的人觉得可悲。