Mom? My bar mitzvah bonds. How much do I got? Thanks.

妈妈？我的成年礼红包拿了多少？谢谢。

What do you mean, it's bar mitzvah season? There's no such thing.

什么叫" 受戒仪式" 季？哪有这说法。

Well, let's just say it was the most vicious bar mitzvah speech in the history of Temple Beth El.

好吧，相当于是说这是贝赛尔教会，史上最恶毒的犹太人成年礼演讲。

Sidebar -- bar mitzvah season is approaching.

顺便说一声 成人礼就要到了。

I had a backwards bar mitzvah here for my 31st birthday.

- 我 31 岁生日时在这里举行了一次倒退的成年礼。

Or did you jump into the hora at that bar mitzvah one time?

或者你有没有一次在成人礼上跳进 hora？

Closed for joseph nitzberg's bar mitzvah.

因为约瑟芬·尼兹伯格的受戒仪式关闭。

I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.

P我要给一头独角兽和妖精洗礼。

I laid out half my bar mitzvah bonds to get it.

我花掉一半的成年礼基金买的呢。

You're gonna say something worse than the bar mitzvah remark?

你要说些比成年礼更糟糕的话吗？