Oh, it's so funny because I just recently watched the episode of " Laguna Beach" where Jessica and I make the boys dinner, and we say that the chicken Alfredo tasted like feet.
If you've ever wondered why, say, your alfredo dish at Olive Garden looks and tastes the same no matter what Olive Garden you're at, it's because there's probably not a chef in the back painstakingly preparing each dish from scratch.