What are you doing? - I gotta take a leak. Doc.

你要干什么？ -我得尿一泡，医生。

Then you'll come upon… - Son, I have to take a leak.

然后你就会遇到… … - 孩子，我得撒尿。

See, number one is also pretty funny, 'cause it means taking a leak.

其实 1 号也蛮好笑的，因为意思是小便。

Don't you still gotta take a leak?

你不是要找厕所吗？

I gotta get three John Hancocks just to take a leak.

我去上个厕所都得三个人签字批准。

That's because I haven't taken a leak in three days.

这是因为我已经三天没有小便了。

Well, as long as we're here, I might as well take a leak.

既然都到这儿了 那我就撒泡尿吧。