And I let you feed the paper shredder.

还让你们玩了碎纸机。

Now I'll get to use my shredder!

现在可以用上我的碎纸机了！

Hold on. Let's try your shredder.

坚持住 我们来试试碎纸机。

That's one hell of a paper shredder.

就是个巨型碎纸机。

The best shredder money can buy.

这是市面上能用钱买到最好的碎纸机。

A video was also later released of someone fitting the shredder in the frame.

后来还发布了一段视频， 内容是有人将碎纸机安装在画框里。

Like this one? Never wear loose clothes or hair when operating the shredder.

就像这条规定呢？使用碎纸机时禁止穿宽松衣服或松散头发。

No way. They do not have...Oh, my God. Oh, my...Cam. Cam. The paper shredder I wanted. Huh? Confetti and crosscut.

不可能。他们才没有... 天呐。天啊，小卡。是我想要的那种碎纸机耶。瞧瞧，五彩纸屑，还能横切。

Jonathan Berent: Get the shredder out.

Jonathan Berent：把碎纸机拿出来。

A " shredder" is a machine that shreds things.

“碎纸机”是一种粉碎东西的机器。