I have to walk to Timbuktu just to relieve myself.

我上个厕所都得走回非洲老家。

During which I had to twice violate my personal rule against relieving myself on board a moving vehicle...

途中甚至两次违反了我自己定下的规定在行驶的车辆上，上了厕所。

I must relieve myself by drawing a different picture.

我必须画一幅不同的图画来减轻自己的负担。

" I tap" , but: " I p.." .No, I don't relieve myself, but I use another " e" there, then another " e" .

不是：“I tap” ，而是：“I p.. ”。 不，我不解手，但我在那里用了另一个“e” ，然后又用了一个“e” 。