Next time there's an epidemic people are gonna think I'm patient zero.

下次有什么传染病人们会认为我是首个感染者。

Oh, by the way, I spoke to nurse Abigail. I know who patient zero is.

对了，我问过Abigail护士了。我知道是谁第一个传播虱子了。

No, I know for a fact that patient zero was another little boy. This is his fourth time with this particular problem.

不是，我知道其实传染源是另外一个小孩。这是他第四次遇到这个问题了。

The most joyful patient zero I know.

我认识的最快乐的零号病人。

She's even been named as the Patient Zero who likely started a typhoid outbreak in 1907, one that ultimately escalated to around 3,000 cases.

她甚至被称为零号病人，她可能在 1907 年引发了一场伤寒疫情，最终升级到 3,000 例左右。

We've got to contain this. Where's patient zero?

我们得控制这个病 源头在哪？

So this is, like, patient zero for the reggaeton that has spread all around the world.

所以这就像风靡全球的雷鬼音乐的零号病人。

If you're like most people, you probably hold your breath, tighten your mask and hope you don't catch whatever Patient Zero is spraying over the fresh produce.

如果你和大多数人一样，你可能会屏住呼吸，按紧口罩，希望自己不会赶上零号病人正向生鲜产品喷洒病毒。

If you're like most people, you probably hold your breath, tighten your mask and hope you don't catch whatever Patient Zero is spraying over the fresh produce.

如果你和大多数人一样， 你可能会屏住呼吸，拉紧你的面罩， 希望你不要被零号病人喷洒在新鲜农产品上的任何东西感染。

If we did want to pick a patient zero moment for this particular panic, it would be the October 28, 1970 op-ed about Halloween in the New York Times… .

如果我们确实想为这种特殊的恐慌选择一个耐心的零时刻，那就是 1970 年 10 月 28 日纽约时报关于万圣节的专栏文章… … 。