I'm making beans, but your little college neti pot's mocking me.

我正在煮豆子，但你大学里的小洗鼻壶却在嘲笑我。

Dad, neti pots aren't a college thing, okay?

爸爸，洗鼻壶不是大学里的东西，好吗？

But even though neti pots and accidental cannonball snorts feel totally different, they can both put you at risk for deadly infections.

但即使洗鼻壶和意外的炮弹鼻息感觉完全不同，它们都会让你面临致命感染的风险。

Though it’s very rare, a snootful of pond water or an improperly cleaned neti pot just might expose you to brain-eating amoebas called Naegleria fowleri.

尽管这种情况非常罕见，但一口池塘水或清洁不当的洗鼻壶可能会让您接触到名为 Naegleria fowleri 的食脑变形虫。

And yet neti pots, those teapot-looking things that people use to squirt water into their noses when they’re feeling stuffy, they’re, like, soothing and relatively painless.

然而，洗鼻壶，就是人们在感到鼻塞时用来向鼻子里喷水的茶壶形状的东西，它们可以起到舒缓作用，而且相对无痛。