Ah, who am I kidding, your brain stays a mess, kids.

啊，我在骗谁呢，孩子们，你们的大脑一团糟。

I only know I see all these messed up kids.

我只知道我看到了所有这些乱七八糟的孩子。

It's not the yelling that messes up a kid.

困扰孩子的不是大喊大叫。

It's the lack of repair after the yelling that messes up a kid.

正是在大喊大叫之后缺乏修复才让孩子变得混乱。

(Joe sighs loudly) Ah, who am I kidding, your brain stays a mess, kids.

（乔大声叹气）啊，我在跟谁开玩笑呢，孩子们，你们的脑袋一团糟。

A newspaper man in...let's face it...a dying medium. Or Dr. Everly, a woman who who helps messed up kids go out and face the world.

他是一个报纸新闻记者，在要消亡的媒体中坚持着自我。或者埃弗利医生——一位帮助有生理缺陷的孩子勇敢面对世界的女医生。

If you pretend I'm a lion instead of a really messed up kid, you get a talking circus animal, which is way easier to look at.

想象我是狮子，而不是有可怕脸孔的孩子，一个会说话的马戏团动物，这样比较容易接受。