You write an article for the local newspaper about lemon laws.

你为当地报社写了一篇关于《次品汽车买主保护法》的文章。

Under the lemon law, you will get your money back. But don't stop there.

依据《次品汽车买主保护法》，你可以拿回你的钱。但不要就此止步。

First, you learn about your rights as a buyer under a measure known as the lemon law.

首先，你了解《次品汽车买主保护法（lemon law）》中买主的权利。

Yeah. I'm sorry, I'm going to have to lemon law you.

嗯 很抱歉, 我得用\n质量法来评判你。

For the record, your little lemon law is a symbol of everything that's wrong with our no-attention-span society.

说实话, 你的质量法是这个\n浅尝辄止的社会的缩影。

And in fact, in almost every state in America, there is now a lemon law that allows you to return a car within a few days after you bought it if it's not working very well.

事实上，在美国几乎每个州，现在都有伪劣商品赔还法，如果汽车不是很好开，你可以在买车后几天内退货。