拉科尼式简略语(英语：laconic phrase)是指言简意赅或是简略到不够礼貌的用语。

拉科尼亚是属于希腊伯罗奔尼撒的一个地区，首府是斯巴达。生活在这里的人们以作风艰苦朴素和说话不拖泥带水而闻名。“拉科尼式简略语”一词由此而来。

A laconic phrase or laconism is a concise or terse statement, especially a blunt and elliptical rejoinder.

It is named after Laconia, the region of Greece including the city of Sparta, whose inhabitants had a reputation for verbal austerity and were famous for their blunt and often pithy remarks.