The distinctive noise of your trusty door closer.

你那令人信赖的关门器的独特声音。

Your automatic door closer. I believe that is, uh...

你的自动关门器，我想那是。

My office is not the only one with that door closer.

那种关门器不只有我的办公室装了。

He urges the rest of us to resign from committees, prune holiday card lists, rethink hobbies and remember the lessons of door closers like Xiang Yu.

他敦促我们其他人退出委员会，删减节日贺卡清单，重新考虑爱好，并记住像项羽这样的闭门造车者的教训。