Hey, dickhead. Nobody wants to kill you. Just wanna talk.

嘿，白痴。没人想杀你。只是想谈一谈。

It's probably some dickhead we went to school with.

估计是学校里的白痴。

There's no way I'm getting a dickhead like you a gun.

我为什么要给你这样的傻逼枪啊?

' 'What if the genetically superior male is actually a bit of a dickhead?

” “如果基因优越的男性实际上是个白痴怎么办？

Man, my dad was such a dickhead.

天呐 我老爸真是个白痴。

Well, some dickhead once told me that when they put a gun to your head, it's not just give in or be killed.

曾经有个混蛋告诉我说你脑袋被枪顶着的时候，并非只有屈服和被杀两条出路。

He's not Jesus! He's just a dickhead with a few super powers.

他不是耶稣! 他只是一个有超能力的傻逼。

So I won't be changing anything for nobody, not even TED, which, I will point out, stands for three ideas: technology, entertainment and dickheads.

所以我不会为任何人改变任何东西， 即使是 TED，我要指出，它代表三个想法：技术、娱乐和傻瓜。